February 2012
elementary school: i went to bed at 10
everyone: omg thats so cool
middle school: i went to bed at 10
everyone: wow loser
high school: i went to bed at 10
everyone: omg lucky
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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OK SO BASICALLY EARL FLANSBURGH WAS A BADASS
selfcallednowhere: Some fun things I just learned from his obituary (IT’S NOT CREEPY TO LOOK THESE THINGS UP SHUT UP OK): Normally open and friendly, he could at times be imposing. Their son John remembers an occasion in his teens when he got into a fight with his brother Schuyler. Just as John was throwing a chair over his head at Schuyler, the door opened. It was Mr. Flansburgh demanding,...
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Send me colours? :3
diy-orgasms: truckersaretheblood: Red - I love you. Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours. Yellow - You’re amazing. Peach - I miss you. Blue - I want to get to know you. Purple - You’re hot. Brown - I would fuck you. Green - I would date you. Black - I hate you. White - Delete your tumblr. Violet - Go die. I’m considering sending deep red to myself. ...
Feb 23rd
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bh-ideas: can’t keep johnny down is obviously about gay porn “all of the dicks in this dick town can’t keep johnny down” “they don’t know what I’ve seen, they can’t know what’s in here, and they can’t keep johnny down”
Feb 22nd
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yoursonhastheemo: yoursonhastheemo: yoursonhastheemo: yoursonhastheemo: yoursonhastheemo: yoursonhastheemo: Teenager attempts to be funny Useless comment ^^^REBLOG ONLY FOR THE COMMENT XDXDHAHA oh my god THIS is why I love the internet Long intellectual counter comment about feminism and gay rights FOLLOW THIS BLOG YOU’LL LOVE IT ON YOUR DASH
Feb 22nd
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eridanschoiceass: i wonder how people that dont have tumblr are even updated about their fandoms. 
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fucking owww goddamnit why am i a girl jesus fucking christ I want to rip out my uterus
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rent-a-riot: make a little bob saget in your soul
Feb 22nd
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I should totally wear all guy clothes tomorrow a t shirt I stole from my brother a flannel I bought in the guy section and joey’s pants
Feb 22nd
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beyoncebeytwice: the hunger games
Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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gah I’m horny and depressed and insecure this is the perfect time for you anons to be raping my ask box just fyi
Feb 20th
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Anonymous asked: When in doubt, get naked.
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I'm bored go tell me what to do →
Feb 20th
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WatchWatch
biscuit question #1!
Feb 20th
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“Human beings are funny. They long to be with the person they love but refuse to...”
–  Sigmund Freud (via lungs-)
Feb 20th
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